Squidward: What the? How the? A perfect circle? Do it again. Show your process.

zeb-the-bro:

my motto is

if you’re ashamed of something

cover it with bushes and trees

and the proceed to pretend you know everything about perspective

royalcaribou:

enochschoiceass:

Hello Rose, I Am Here To Human Seduce You.

I am seduced.

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

Axolotls have the unique ability to regenerate most body parts. In a period of months, they can grow entire new limbs and even portions of the brain and spine.

kaosunseen:

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

• me, the teen blogger
• a house with 8 nuns
• a drug dealer who drives a hummer
• a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
• an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
• a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

yeah shit me too sign me up

cinderullah:

THE BEST LINE EVER SAID IN CINEMATOGRAPHIC HISTORY

tvface:

some off doodles

thatsplicingadventure:

Both of these Pokemon lines are a bit awkward to splice with…

mond0:

linneacapric:

windicuffs-tier:

windicuffs-tier:

what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep

I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE

apparently you haven’t met the homestuck fandom because

the person who posted this is a homestuck blog um